Well, there's plenty of things that shit me in this day and age, so I thought I'd compile a small list of them, in no particular order..
Politicians:
Whether you live Australia, or the good old U.S of A, politicians are politicians. This simply means you can't, and shouldn't trust a single word that leaks from their mouths.
John Howard once said "There's no way a GST will ever be part of our policy." But what happened shortly after? GST was, and still is, part of our policy! Thanks John, glad you're gone, and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
I could spew-on all day about the current Bush administration, but that's too easy nowadays, because the amount of bullshit that comes out of the White House daily is simply too much!
Hot Pillows:
That's right. Summer's here, and trying to sleep on a toasty pillow really bugs the crap out of me. A temporary solution is to turn said pillow over, which works well, but it's not long before that SOB warms up again! I'm still planning my 'self-cooling pillow' in my head and it shan't be far away..
Pop:
Many things fit into this category. From Britney Spears, to Britney Spears' music, and all the other manufactured drones roaming the planet. This so-called 'music' is not very creative, clogs the airwaves, and has single handedly turned MTV into a shit-storm along with the countless shows about chicks and their dating lives.
Your typical pop song is usually about one the following things:
- You can have me
- You can't have me
- I love you
- I hate you
And that's about it. Seriously. It's mind numbingly boring and predictable. Stop it.
Ads:
The main reason I stopped watching Free-to-Air TV. Ads suck worse than ever these days because they are louder, longer, and generally more annoying. Trying to watch a movie takes twice as long and in between i'm being told of 12 shitty ring tones I must have! Thanks, but no thanks.
Digital TV softens the blow with the ability to skip through most of the tripe, and piracy just can't be beat. Watch what you want, when you want. Science-bless the internet.
Public Transport:
This is more of a personal thing I guess. It is handy for getting home some nights when you're pissed off your tits and know that driving is bad, m'kay, but I just don't like traveling with a bunch of strangers, so I usually drive anywhere I have to go.
Web Speak:
What more is there to say really? If you're one of the people out there murdering the english language with things like: LOL, LMFAO, or OMG, then please at least limit the amount you use it in one sentence, it does my head in.
Anyway, that's it for Part 1, stayed tuned for Part 2 in the not-too-distant future.
Cheers.
